The REAL reason the US Dollar is shrinking…..

Monday, 6 October, 2008 by Herbert Wong

Here’s the REAL reason the US Dollar is shrinking… and will continue to shrink!

When you finish reading this article, you may change your mind about the war in Iraq.

I’ve written about extraterrestrials, HAARP and even the end of the world. So when Viewzone asked me to write about a boring topic like “global currency” I was inclined to say, “no way!” Heck, I can’t even balance my checkbook. Money has always slipped through my fingers like beach sand. But I like a challenge, so here it is.

The information they gave me came from a brilliant investigative journalist, Rudo de Ruijter. It took time for me to digest what he wrote, and even more time to understand the importance of what he revealed. I must confess, I’m still shocked by what I learned.

This information is not new. International bankers and politicians know these facts all too well. It’s the ordinary people — the little guys like us — who are told that these things are too complex for us to understand; yet it is because of “global currency” that we invaded Iraq, Afghanistan and, perhaps soon, also Iran. Sure, it’s all about oil — but not the way you think.

What is “money?”

At the dawn of civilization, the earliest way to get something that you needed was called barter. I give you a cow and you build me a hut to live in. But what if I want a tiny hut? Do I give you half a cow? Placing a standard value on goods and services was first achieved through the use of currency, or money. Almost every culture has money. Ancient cultures used everything from sea shells and beads to huge circular stones to buy and sell. Eventually, precious metals were used and more recently the standard currency has been based on gold.

The value of precious metal is determined by its weight. Instead of carrying chunks or nuggets of gold and silver, early empires made standard “coins” of the metals and set a standard value in the marketplace. Coins were great for most transactions, but they were heavy and wore out your pants pockets quickly. Soon a new idea, paper money, was invented.

The original idea behind paper money was convenience. Each piece of paper represented a specific weight of a precious metal, usually silver or gold, that was kept somewhere in a treasury. If an individual wanted to, he could exchange the paper money for the gold or silver that it represented. It was all based on trust and a promise. In fact, the early paper money in America was called a “promisary note.”

If you can find old dollar bills, you will read the promise written on each note. You will also notice that the notes are numbered. In this way, each note is unique and represents a corresponding weight of silver or gold in the US Treasury vaults.

On a global scale, when someone in America bought something from a foreign country, they would pay in US dollars. The foreign company would then go to their local bank and exchange the dollars for their local currency. When foreign banks had a surplus of US dollars, they would then exchange them for gold. This meant that the US Treasury was always needing to acquire more gold to replenish its vaults and maintain the “gold backed” dollars in circulation.

Prior to 1971 the dollars of the US were trusted all over the world. Each dollar was based on 1/35th ounce of gold, held in the US Treasury. The value of gold was fixed by law at 35 dollars = 1 ounce, so the value of each dollar was very stable. This made the dollar attractive as an international currency. But in 1971 this all changed.

The Nixon Legacy — fiat money

The Vietnam War was a painful time for America. We’re still paying for the sins of our past leaders — quite literally. The war was so expensive (estimated at $500 Billion) that America didn’t have sufficient dollars in print to pay the bills for the disaster (The gold reserve only had about 30 Billion). But Nixon had a plan. Why not just print more dollars? Never mind that there isn’t enough gold on reserve to back each note. Just print as much as you need to pay the bills.

To do this he needed to change the law. So he did. The new system is called “fiat money” and is defined as follows: “Definition: Fiat money is money that is intrinsically useless; is used only as a medium of exchange.” He ended the system of “promisary notes,” ended the fixed value of gold and allowed the system of “supply and demand” to set the value of both gold and American currency. But wait! There’s more!

Enter Oil: Black Gold

Back in the early 1970’s, America produced most of the oil it needed. Texas oil fields were active and a far cry from the rusted rigs you can still see there today. We imported a fixed amount, about 25%, from foreign countries, but our thirst for oil was getting stronger. Nixon knew that America and every developing nation in the world would need more oil in the future. He also knew that OPEC, the handful of countries that produced foreign oil, wanted the limits of American imports lifted so they could sell more. So he cut a deal.

The cap on 25% imported oil was lifted in exchange for the agreement that oil, purchased from any country in the world, would be bought only with American dollars. OPEC agreed and almost immediately there was a strong demand for dollars throughout the globe. This demand was not based on the value of gold but on the value that each dollar had in the marketplace. Since anyone who wanted oil had to have dollars, the dollar remained strong.

Another thing that helped pull this scheme off was the fact that gold, held by the US Treasury, went from its fixed value of $35/ounce to its present value of over $600/ounce. Of course a cup of coffee was once 5¢ and now my Starbucks Latte-Macchiato-double-Skim is close to $5!

Coffee, Automobiles and Computers: The Plot Thickens

Oil is a big import but not the biggest. Americans buy so many things from foreign countries that it is staggering to imagine. In 1973 the US sold more goods to foreign countries than it bought. But in each successive year the tables have turned.

All of these goods are bought with “fiat dollars,” meaning that the currency itself is worthless since it can never be exchanged for gold or silver. Of course, a foreign country could exchange it for something else — something that was produced by America, like… hmm… (anyway). As the chart above shows, American exports, although representing 1.25 million dollars every two seconds, are insignificant.

Fiat dollars remain in circulation mainly because they are needed to buy oil. For this reason lots of countries keep huge supplies of dollars in their reserves. It has become a way of storing their national wealth. The fact that US dollars represent foreign national wealth adds to their value.

Good Is Bad: Bad Is Good

This kind of system turns traditional logic on its head. Like, a trade defecit is supposed to be a bad thing, right? Wrong. It’s actually good for the dollar! Imagine what would happen if everyone started using their dollars to buy things from America. The US would be flooded with dollars which would cause inflation and, besides, we don’t have enough goods and services to exchange for all those foreign US fiat dollars! In fact, America is technically, as of last year, bankrupt!

And what about higher oil prices… bad? No way. That keeps those pesky foreign flat US dollars “out there” and in high demand. It’s very good for the dollar. Globalization, Nafta and Free Trade? Yep, they’re also good for the dollar since they perpetuate the demand for greenbacks.

The whole system is kept running smoothly by global central banks who monitor the supply and demand for dollars on a daily — even hourly — basis. If there are too many dollars “out there” in the world, the US buys its own currency to create a scarcity. If there are too few, it sells more dollars or buys more foreign goods to replenish the supply.

If this is beginning to sound like a classic “pyramid scheme,” you’re starting to get the picture. But sooner or later, someone has to pay.

Houston, we have a problem!

Imagine what would happen if the oil producing countries in OPEC decided to sell oil in some other currency besides US dollars! What if they changed the system to use the Euro, the Franc or the Yen? What would happen if no one needed US dollars anymore? Hang on tight, it’s already started.

Iraq

On November 6, 2000, Saddam Hussein switched the oil currency from the US dollar to the Euro. Two years later the Euro was rising in value while the dollar was sinking so low that the International Monitary Fund warned of the dollar’s imminent collapse. The solution: Iraq was invaded on the pretext of developing weapons of mass destruction, the oil fields were seized and the newly installed government returned to the US dollar standard on March 19, 2003. Other nations, who held large dollar reserves, joined the coalition and contributed troops to pull this off.

Venezuela

Hugo Chavez has recently announced plans to nationalize the country’s oil industry. Although Venezuela is a major oil producer and a member of OPEC, they have sold their oil to Cuba and other regional countries without the use of dollars and often in a barter exchange for domestically produced products. In 2001, Venezuela’s ambassador to Russia announced that Venezuela was considering switching to oil sales in the Euro. Within one year the American government was seeking a regime change and America has been accused by Chavez of attempting to assassinate him in a failed coup attempt backed by the CIA.

Russia

Since June 8, 2006, Russia’s Putin has been selling its reserves of US dollars. This has been done slowly to diminish any dramatic effect on the global supply, but it represents a decision of Russia to divest itself of a dollar reserve. The world market has taken notice.

China

An unprecedented signal from senior Chinese leaders that the Asian economic giant might abandon the U.S. dollar sent shockwaves through the markets today as the Dow Jones Industrial Average lost 360 points and the greenback fell to a record low against the euro.

November 19,2007:

Xu Jian, a Chinese central bank vice director, told a conference in Beijing, “The dollar is “losing its status as the world currency.” Meanwhile, at the same meeting, Cheng Siwei, vice chairman of China’s National People’s Congress, said, “We will favor stronger currencies over weaker ones, and will readjust accordingly.”

Craig R. Smith, CEO of Swiss America Trading Corp., told WND he’s been in the investment business for 30 years and has “never seen people more nervous.”

Alarmed by today’s economic news, he dispatched a note to brokers with a warning of ominous potential consequences if China and other trading partners abandon the dollar.

“If that were to happen, all bets are off, and we will be in a depression that makes 1929 look like child’s play,” he said, “or we will experience Weimar Republic inflation as the dollar makes extreme moves toward devaluations.”

India

Dollar no longer welcome at Taj Mahal
By Andrew Buncombe in Delhi
Published: 19 November 2007

The Taj Mahal may have been built as a testament to love but some hard-headed business decisions are now holding sway at India’s most famous monument. First among them is that the US dollar is no longer welcome.

With parts of the American economy in turmoil and the dollar rapidly losing its long-held position as the currency of choice, Indian authorities have calculated they are losing considerable sums of money by allowing foreign tourists to pay using greenbacks.

A statement by India’s Ministry for Tourism and Culture said the government had decided to act “in view of the international practices and also to avoid any anomaly on account of falling exchange rates of the US dollar vis-a-vis the rupee and the consequent fall in revenues”.

Until the change, foreign tourists visiting the Taj Mahal in Agra, south-west of Delhi, could enter by paying a fixed $5 (£2.45) fee Ð a price that was set when the dollar was worth around R50. But with the dollar having fallen by 12 per cent this year against the rupee and the current exchange rate closer to R39 to the dollar, the government has now fixed the entry price for foreigners at R250 Ð more than $6.

“These rates have been fixed in line with international practices,” a ministry spokesman said. “It will avoid any anomaly on account of falling dollar-rupee exchange rates.”

The ruling will affect around 120 sites overseen by the Archaeological Society of India, of which 27 Ð including the Taj Mahal Ð are World Heritage sites. The new rates are expected to be introduced as soon as this week to avoid a loss of income as the value of the dollar continues to fall.

Indonesia, Malaysia and Lybia

Other oil producing countries have already stated that they will begin moving from the dollar to the Euro. Indonesia, Malaysia and Lybia have already started this transition. Other countries like China and Japan are also beginning to convert a portion of their reserves to the Euro.

Iran

The US buys no oil from Iran following the hostage crisis in the 1970s. But Iran is a major global oil producer and, therefore, a major player in the “fiat dollar” scheme. In 1999 Iran announced plans to sell its oil in Euros. It actually started doing this in the spring of 2003. Iran sells about a third of its oil to European countries, the remaining share is largely bought by China. Following the announcement by Iran, the country was called an “axis of evil” by Bush and is currently the target of threats over its development of nuclear energy. At this writing, the US Navy has a large fleet in the Persian Gulf with contingency plans for an attack. Undoubtedly the desired outcome is regime change and re-establishment of the fiat dollar scheme.

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Candle light vigil

Monday, 15 September, 2008 by Herbert Wong

In solidarity with RPK, Teresa Kok and the detainees of ISA, the blogging community in the Klang valley gathered last night (14 Sept 2008) for a candle light vigil at the Blog House in Bukit Damansara.

In spite of the rain and at very short notice (less than 3 hours for many) yet more than 100 people gathered from 9:00 pm till about 11:00 pm with umbrella in one hand and a lighted candle in the other to hear speaker after speaker gave a short speech.

Among these speakers were such people like the elected members of parliament, YB Sivarasa, YB Wee Choo Keong, the president of the Bar Council, Datuk Ambiga. Others were bloggers, among them Zorro unmasked (Bernard Khoo), Ancient Mariner (Capt Yusof Ahmad), Shanghai Fish (Stephen Francis) and also a few from the media.

Wonderful New Product

Saturday, 9 August, 2008 by Herbert Wong

Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK.

It’s a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere — even sitting in an armchair by the fire — yet it is powerful enough to hold ass much information as a CD-ROM disk.

Here’s how it works: each BOOK is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper (recyclable), each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked together with a custom-fit device called a binder which keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using both sides of each sheet, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half.

Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The BOOK may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The “Browse” feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward or backward as you wish. Most come with an “index” feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval.

An optional “BOOKmark” accessory allows you to open the BOOK to the exact place you left it in a previous session — even if the BOOK has been closed. BOOKmarks fit universal design standards; thus a single BOOKmark can be used in BOOKs by various manufacturers.

Portable, durable and affordable, the BOOK is the entertainment wave of the future, and many new titles are expected soon, due to the surge in popularity of its programming tool, the Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language stylus [PENCIL].

“The High Oil Price Deception”

Wednesday, 9 July, 2008 by Herbert Wong

Business Mirror newspaper

Manila, Philippines

Every time you read the newspaper or listen to the TV or radio, you are being deceived. Every time you put gasoline in your car, you might be a victim of a global 1-2-3 swindle. Every time you nod your head in agreement that oil prices are supposed to be this high, a small group may be laughing all the way to their bank with your money.

We are repeatedly told that China is the reason oil prices are high. Yes, consumption in China and India has increased. However, with a few exceptions, consumption has dropped worldwide.

In what year did the Philippines consume the most crude oil? Wrong! The answer is 1998; we used 381,000 barrels per day (bpd). In 2007, the Philippines consumed 336,000 bpd. And we are not the only country which has passed peak demand. Here is a list of the peak crude oil consumption year for various nations; Japan-1996, Germany-1998, Italy-1995, Thailand-2005, Malaysia-2004, USA-2005, France-1980, United Kingdom-1996, Russia-1992. (U.S. Energy Information Administration, EIA)

Since 2006, China’s consumption of crude is up by about 400,000 bpd. Yet in April 2008, US consumption dropped by a massive 4.3%, over 800,000 bpd (Reuters, June 30). In fact, this drop is almost enough to offset the total worldwide growth in oil consumption from 2006 to 2007 (990,000 bpd; BP Statistical Review 2008). This one-month drop in US consumption is equal to two years of consumption growth in China and the April drop wiped out one year’s worth of growth from China (325k bpd), Saudi Arabia (149k bpd) and India (168k bpd) combined. Additionally, Chinese demand is falling. From Reuters: “A decline in China’s oil imports in April raised questions over demand. China’s April crude oil imports fell by 3.9 percent from a year ago, official Chinese data showed.”

If excess demand may not be the problem, then perhaps there is a shortage of supply, driving prices higher. Except, world oil production has never been any higher than in first quarter 2008. Further, supply is expected to grow from the current 86 million bpd to over 120 million bpd by 2030 according to the EIA. But forget about 2030. What about 2008?

There is some disagreement that the demand/supply equation is in balance. But even with the occasional supply disruption for political (Nigeria, Iraq), weather (hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico), or other reasons, there is no shortage of crude oil. Common sense says that if there was too little crude oil, why hasn’t there been a single case of consumers not being able to buy the gasoline and other products that they want? If demand is outstripping supply, where are the pictures of people standing in line around the world trying to by gas, as we saw for rice and bread?

And read this from Reuters on June 11, 2008; “Kuwait and Iran on Wednesday joined Saudi Arabia in slashing the price of their heavy crude exports to the deepest discounts in at least nine years. Kuwait cut the Official Selling Price of its crude by 40 cents a barrel to a discount of $4.20 a barrel, the deepest since at least late 1998.”

Now to the ‘dark side’ of oil prices, literally. When you read something like this, “US government regulators have found no wrongdoing in the oil futures market”, you are being mislead.

The commodity futures market is a valuable tool that helps keep both prices and supply stable. Producers (farmers) sell at a guaranteed price and buyers (bakeries) can take delivery of the commodity (wheat) at that price. The contract can be settled in cash but in every transaction, there is a set amount of the physical commodity that backs the trade. If you buy the wheat contract, you could take physical delivery and if you sell that contract, you may have to deliver the physical wheat. Because of this factor and government regulation, the amount of pure speculative investing is kept in check. Not necessarily true for the oil market.

More than 45% of all crude oil futures transactions take place on the semi-regulated Intercontinental Exchange (ICE), which operates outside of the complete oversight and regulation of the US Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) (Fortune Magazine July 2008). The trading may be legitimate, but the reporting requirements for the trading participants, particularly of what is called “large trade reports” and “speculative transactions” is not fully regulated.

Imagine you and I find a stock trading at 10. We buy and sell back and forth to each other until we reach 20. A similar process could be taking place in oil futures contracts.

The 1936 Commodity Futures Exchange Act and subsequent laws curtailed excessive speculation by placing position limits on traders who were first clearly defined as “speculators”. Speculators could only have a limited amount of open positions and laws limited the total amount of open ‘speculative’ positions on CFTC regulated exchanges. Not so on these less-regulated electronic exchanges. Speculators, not producers and end-users, can control the market.

If overall oil supply and demand is reasonably balanced and demand is dropping as it should in response to high prices, then why do oil prices continue to increase? Is unregulated speculation jacking up prices in a pure market price play? Price movement, inconsistent with underlying intrinsic value, results from excessive market speculation and causes price bubbles.

Speculative price bubbles cannot continue forever. Oil prices will plunge. This type of disproportionate speculation borders on price manipulation. Manipulative fraud cannot continue indefinitely. Oil prices will plunge. World consumer demand is contracting daily. Oil prices will plunge.

Inspiring Story

Tuesday, 8 July, 2008 by Herbert Wong

Tips on Fuel Saving

Monday, 7 July, 2008 by Herbert Wong

How to Maximize Your Vehicle’s Fuel Economy


How you drive and take care of your vehicle affects its fuel economy and emissions levels. Follow these simple tips to reduce the environmental impact of your vehicle today.

  • Drive less. Driving as little as possible is the best way to reduce the environmental impact of your transportation needs. Link errands, carpool, walk, bike, or use mass transit whenever possible. Choose a place to live that reduces your need to drive. If your family already has one vehicle, consider trying to meet your travel needs without buying a second one.
  • Drive moderately. High-speed driving and jack-rabbit starts increase both fuel use and emissions.
  • Keep your vehicle well tuned. Simple maintenance—such as regular oil changes, air-filter changes, and spark plug replacements—will lengthen the life of your vehicle as well as improve fuel economy and minimize emissions.
  • Check your tires. Keeping your tires properly inflated and aligned saves fuel by reducing the amount of drag your engine must overcome. Also, when it’s time to replace your tires, consider getting a set of low rolling resistance (LRR) tires. Although LRR tires cost slightly more than traditional tire replacements, tires that reduce rolling resistance by 10 percent can improve gas mileage by one to two percent for most passenger vehicles.¹
  • Keep track of your fuel economy. A drop in your vehicle’s fuel economy can be a sign of engine trouble. Keep track of your fuel economy by noting the odometer reading and the number of gallons purchased each time you fill up. To calculate your gas mileage, divide the number of miles traveled between fill-ups by the number of gallons purchased.
  • Be weight-conscious. Don’t carry around items you don’t need. For every 100 pounds of weight in your vehicle, fuel economy decreases by one to two percent. Also, reduce drag by putting bulky items inside the vehicle or trunk instead of on a roof rack.
  • Don’t let your vehicle idle for more than a minute. During start-up, your engine burns extra gasoline. However, letting your engine idle for more than a minute burns more fuel than turning off the engine and restarting it.
  • Limit air conditioning, which consumes fuel. At lower speeds, open the windows or sunroof to stay cool. At higher speeds, use your vehicle’s fan as open windows create drag that reduces mileage.
  • Park in the shade. Minimize evaporation of fuel and keep your vehicle cooler in the summer by parking in the shade.


Notes:
1. Transportation Research Board (TRB). 2006. Tires and Passenger Vehicle Fuel Economy: Informing Consumers, Improving Performance, TRB Special Report 286. Washington, DC: National Academies. Online at http://onlinepubs.trb.org/onlinepubs/sr/sr286.pdf

PROTES – Coalition Against the Fuel Price Hike

Sunday, 6 July, 2008 by Herbert Wong

PROTES – Coalition Against the Fuel Price Hike (Protes) rally at the Kelana Jaya Stadium to protest the recent hike in petrol & diesel prices in the country.

A little boy at the rally

A little boy at the rally.

The PROTES rally

The PROTES rally

Jokes

Saturday, 5 July, 2008 by Herbert Wong

Cabbie in Heaven

A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, “I don’t get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation.”

The angel says, “We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?”

The preacher says, “Once in a while someone fell asleep.”

The angel says, “Right. And when people rode in this guy’s taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!”

A Sure Bet

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed.

To which the curator replied, “Bring him in. We’ll check it out.” A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. “You were right about the mummy’s age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?”

“Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, ‘10,000 Shekels on Goliath’.”

In the Confession Box

A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, “No use knocking, there’s no paper in this one either.”

The Value of a Drink

Wednesday, 2 July, 2008 by Herbert Wong

‘Sometimes  when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel  shame.

Then  I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and  all of their hopes
and dreams
.. If  I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams  would be shattered.

Then I say to  myself, ‘It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come  true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’
~ Jack  Handy

WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.

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‘I  feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they
wake up in the  morning, that’s as good as they’re
going to feel all day. ‘
~Frank  Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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‘When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.’


~  Henny Youngman

WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH  you.

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‘24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?

I  think not.’
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can  sing.

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‘When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep.  When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to  heaven. So, let’s all
get drunk and go to heaven!’
~ Brian  O’Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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‘Beer  is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.’
~ Benjamin  Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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‘Without  question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the

wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel  does
not go nearly as well with pizza.’

~ Dave Barry

WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and  over again that you love them.

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To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a  can!


~ Dave  Howell

WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse  with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff  Clavin,of  Cheers.


One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the  BuffaloTheory to his buddy Norm.
Here’s how it  went:


‘Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of  buffalo can  only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the  herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest  ones at  the back that are killed first This natural selection  is good  for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole  group keeps improving by the regular  killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can  only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of  alcohol, as we know,  kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain  cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the  weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.  That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.’

WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not


Absolutely amazing!

Saturday, 24 May, 2008 by Herbert Wong

Absolutely amazing!

Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88

98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this…
101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Have a nice and blessed day!!